Life as a golden retriever

This is indeed exciting, hacking my owners account in order to write this post for all you readers out there. My name is Tiny, a golden retriever, but I think I'm a chihuahua, king of the house garden, adores mao mao quite a lot and gets excited when I get to go for a walk... ALL... I repeat, ALL the time.

oooh what to write what to write, as you can see I get excited over everthing and anything, hence the reason why I look thin compared to the other retrievers out there, I think I'm rather good looking too... oh my gosh!!! was that a squirrel?! was it?! oh sorry I got distracted.

Moving on, you must be amazed bout how I can actually type with my paws huh.. well, I'm fabulous like that. Did I mention.. oh, no I don't think I did, but I must say, I love food, I can finish a bowl of dog kibbles within seconds! one of those proud achievements in my doggy years. It's funny why my owner shouts at me whenever I leave kibbles outside my bowl, c'mon, no one keeps their table (or in my case, the floor) clean when their so excited bout food. I eat other things as well, bread, fruits, no chocolates, though I wouldn't really know the difference if I ate one.

Overall I'm contented with home, I love my owner to bits, unfortunately I can't make cards nor buy her flowers, I thought of doing so by digging the garden once, but I got a whole lot of spanking by the older master instead, I do hope she realizes how much I love her  and take me out for walks often, I see her rather tired all the time when she comes home from.. I don't even know where she goes, but I would love to spend time with her whenever she can instead of waking me up early in the morning just to say good bye. She looks as if she's hiding something from everyone all the time but I don't ask her? so she doesn't tell me. but as a retriever, I respect that and am confident she is strong enough to get through the day.

What is this button here.. looks like I can post a...oh my gosh! is this cool or what?! I can post my picture here too?!

HELLO!??!?! Hello!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL, I do wonder how on earth.. wowwwww I see myself... no wonder most of the time I see my owner on this electronic device! it's so freaking awesome, I wonder if it's possible to get running squirrels... hmm.. what's this? google? gooogle? it says search..not sure if I could search for squirrels here.... oh dear... OH DEAR!! there are TONNES OF THEM! such joy oh such joy.... I better get going now before my owner finds out.. BYEBYE!



p/s: I was just bored in the office..